Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man.

Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama!

If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper.

If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo mama's chin.

Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours!

Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.

Speakin' of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from.

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.

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